15 August 2013

Favorite Quotes and Lyrics #4

George Carlin is by far my favourite comedian. He is very funny but also incredibly smart and he has ALOT to say about the world and is a true master of language.  His beliefs don't always line up totally with my own but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate it.  Right now there is a lot of issues in America in regards to whether or not abortion should be legal, personally I can' believe this is a discussion still needing to be had.  However I thought I'd let George weigh in with is opinion;

 Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favour of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the foetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're pre-born  you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. 
Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach 'military age'. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a foetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? 

I strongly suggest you check out the whole routine here:

Well that all got a bit political didn't it!  

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